Let us raise a loving cup Peace on earth, goodwill to men, and make them do the washing up." –Wendy Cope ![]() "My husband’s idea of getting the Christmas spirit is to become Scrooge." –Melanie White."Dear Santa, it was my sister's fault." –Unknown.“The ideal Christmas gift is money, but the trouble is you can’t charge it.” –Bill Vaughan.“It's always consoling to know that today's Christmas gifts are tomorrow's garage sales.” –Milton Berle.I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.” –Henny Youngman “Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.” –Unknown."Christmas is a magical time of year…I just watched all my money magically disappear." –Unknown.“Christmas is getting all you can get while the getting is good.” –Sally Brown, A Charlie Brown Christmas.There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other." –Johnny Carson "It's beginning to cost a lot like Christmas." –Unknown.What began as a presentation of simple gifts to delight and surprise children around the Christmas tree has culminated in a woman unwrapping six shrimp forks from her dog, who drew her name.” –Erma Bombeck ![]()
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